So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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