Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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