the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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