You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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