I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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