Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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