The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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