everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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