I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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