This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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