i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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