dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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