Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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