they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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