fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
