i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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