What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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