I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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