Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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