It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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