Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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