Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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