Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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