no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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