I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
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He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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