yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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