You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Randomize
