i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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