how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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