He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
