Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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