You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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