I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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