I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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