Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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