Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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