But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
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