we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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