Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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