this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You ruined the universe
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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