Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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