I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
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