FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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