better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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