so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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