Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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