I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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