I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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