he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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