Just took my morning after pill in the library
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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