I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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