how can u be prego again
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
