I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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