I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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