I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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