Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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