Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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