does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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